It has come to my attention that today is the rapture/end of times/apocalypse/Armageddon/hell freezing over/democrats and republicans agreeing/Jesus returning as a small asian woman,so with that in mind I don't know whether I should bid you all a fond adieu or invite you over to share one last debaucherous evening of passion, lust, and greed. It should be a fun day.
Now if this is just another elaborate hoax like the civil war or the industrial revolution, I"m gonna be pissed. I want to see the heavens open, and fire reign down and scorch the earth. Or maybe some zombies, I am prepared for zombies. I bet it's going to be zombies. So in order to prepare, I'm going to go play some Left 4 Dead. Join me on XBL to prepare for the apocalypse. My gamertag is "Rococo Bang".
But before I go, what are you doing on the last day of the world? I'm going to be drunk playing xbox.
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